A very short rant and then all the things that amaze me about my daughter
Whenever someone asks me about my daughter the only question they ever ask is “Can she walk?” as if this is the benchmark for all achievement. It annoys me because there are a whole bunch of things my daughter does that absolutely amazes me everyday.
My daughter . . .
crawls and furniture walks absolutely everywhere with wanton glee. I assume she doesn’t walk because crawling is just so awesome.
talks a lot. Mostly the syllable da and ba but she talks most of the time. At kindergarten she has conversations in baby talk with other babies
loves to turn on light switches and press whatever button there is.
holds and drinks out of a glass or cup (we had a bottle for her but she never took to it. She just wanted to drink out of a cup)
Pours a drink from one glass to another (Usually leading to disaster)
Will sit in the front seat of the car without moving or jumping around.
knows how to turn the vacuum cleaner on and starts trying to vacuum the floor. She vacuums the same spot but it still amazes me that she not only does this but wants to.
knows where the biscuits are kept
can open and close sliding doors
can turn the handle of the toilet door and open it (it’s a pull down handle. the thing that amazes me about this is the door opens out so she has to turn the handle and move out of the way before pulling the door open)
Stands on tippie toes to reach the door knob and tries to turn it. Thankfully she can’t yet.
knows how to open the car door. She can’t do it but she knows where the handle is and tries to pull it. Only a matter of time.
knows that you blow your nose into a tissue (this is really cute)
cleans her teeth and knows that you’ve got to put toothpaste on the brush (she is very insistent about this)
bang my head against the stove light switch to turn the light off. (odd but yes she can do this. She grabs me by the back of the neck and pushes forward. It’s cute but also kinda mean.)
when she spills something if there is a tissue or towel nearby she’ll get it and clean up the spill.
Picks up rubbish and puts it in the bin (this one blows my mind)
claps her hands whenever a piece of music begins.
High fives people
head bangs whenever a piece of music she really likes comes on. (actually that was a few months ago, now it’s moving her head from side to side)
climbs up onto the table by climbing onto the chair
climbs up slides at the park
climbs up stairs
go down a slide on her own face first and not hurt herself (It’s ridiculously cute and a little scary but she does it)
feeds herself by hand, fork or spoon
feeds other people
do stuff on computers and phones that I didn’t know you could do (you’d be surprised what you can do by button mashing, she once made my friends computer hotkey only so that every single key was a hotkey to something else. We couldn’t figure out how to fix it or how she did it because we couldn’t look it up on the net. We put her back on it, she banged some keys and it went back to normal.)
scroll pictures on the phone
flush the toilet (she isn’t potty trains just knows what the flush does)
cleans the toilet with the toilet brush (actually we discourage this because it creates more mess)
use a broom
use a spade
make snorty pig noises, fart noises, and the native american war cry (is it a war cry? I don’t know, I’m not American)
climb into the front seat of the car from the back.
climb the chair to get to the electronic piano, turn it on and then press the demo button. There are three demo buttons but she only ever picks the first one)
open drawers and cupboards
unscrew the caps off the kerosene (this isn’t so good)
Play hide and seek with the cat. (the cat is really into this. It gets put out if we don’t try and find it.)
There are probably more I haven’t thought of. Perhaps I’ll update this in a few days time. I never cease to be amazed by my daughter and I hope that other parents out there are similarly amazed by their children. It doesn’t matter in what order your child does something or if other children can do something your child can’t. What matters is that every day your child is learning something and will add to his or her list of things they can do.